Well, it's Halloween again or as some of you might say: Samhain I'm here to issue a warning: Not just to children trick or treating Not just to parents getting blurry-eyed on adult apple cider This is a warning for all of the living and all of the dead Because when Samhain comes, no one is safe So watch out tonight There's a lot of freaks out there!

This is my day to trick or treat Walking up and down the streets, looking for something sweet But when you try to give me apples or a candy that's lean I'll take your first born cuz this is my Halloween The year is 97 and I'm dressing like goblin with my prosthetics nose I'm sniffing for something chocolate Take a left turn at the end of the street all houses go dark, bet they got someone to eat Creep up on the house and I knock on the door "I'll be there in a second!"says that Stepford whore A couple locks later then I'm face to face with a tiny little batman and a mom wearing lace "Isn't he adorable!" she says with smile reaching to her left calmly for that candy pile a couple Butterfingers but mostly Almond Joy I smack it outta her hand saying "I'll take the little boy" She's raises up an eye brow, doesn't know I'm a fiend but I do what I wanna do cuz this is my Halloween This is my day to trick or treat Walking up and down the streets, looking for something sweet But when you try to give me apples or a candy that's lean I'll take your first born cuz this is my Halloween Picking out my teeth with the bones of the boy I continue down the street past a couple Rob Roys Three ghosts later and a pirate king and a group of wrestlers, though I only knew Sting To the next house I go with the bag in my hand half filled with Reese Pieces, half part of a man Blood dripping out as I walk up the stairs I am greeted by a bucket full of candied pears Angry as all hell, I wrap on the door ready to drop this motherfucker right down the floor 1 knock 2 knock 3 knock 4 Anyone home cuz I need to know If this is your idea of a candy treat I'm gonna gobble up your kids cuz I need something to eat This is my day to trick or treat Walking up and down the streets, looking for something sweet But when you try to give me apples or a candy that's lean I'll take your first born cuz this is my Halloween The night is almost over, I've been getting my fix all shorter than 4' 10" weight 96 Collecting all the femurs and a couple of heads send the bones to trolls so they can make my bread My final destination is the last house on the left in between Freddy Kruger and that clown with the clef I should feel bad with all I've done and seen but I think "yeah nah fuck it" this was my Halloween (skit) Knock knock, trick or treat give me all your kids to eat if you don't, I don't care I still gave this world one hell of a scare This is my day to trick or treat Walking up and down the streets, looking for something sweet But when you try to give me apples or a candy that's lean I'll take your first born cuz this is my Halloween

Come with me now and be saved Down by the water where he made my grave Water will wash it away Wash away my body 'fore the break of day Lady had a no good man Killed her after one last fight Threw her in the Rio Grande Now she walks all through the night just singing Come with me now and be saved Down by the water where he made my grave Water will wash it away Wash away my body 'fore the break of day She was gorgeous girl Any man could love But she was cut down in such a rage She's never gonna rise above Come with me now and be saved Down by the water where he made my grave Water will wash it away Wash away my body 'fore the break of day The depths of her despair Most will never know The water may freeze and the river may flow She still gonna walk around just singing Come with me now and be saved Down by the water where he made my grave Water will wash it away Wash away my body 'fore the break of day Boys, look out for the lady She's looking for a sweet revenge She'll take you down to the river And push you right over the edge Come with me now and be saved Down by the water where he made my grave Water will wash it away Wash away my body 'fore the break of day Wash away my body 'fore the break of day Wash away my body 'fore the break of day Wash away my body 'fore the break of day

Slack-jawed moving through the fog Lookin' around but I don't know what to say So I say nothing at all But I just keep mumbling Sometimes I get the feeling I'm sleep-walking over, about to lose control Or I feel nothing at all And I can't stop But even if I could I don't think it's the time or the place for it All my friends are sayin' that I should See a doctor and get some help for this But I've let it go on And now I'm afraid there's no turning back My wounds aren't healin' and my hair's fallin' out I can't talk, I can't scream, and I can't shout I need to figure this out I just keep stumblin' No sleep, I can't stop grindin' my teeth I'm alive, but this ain't livin' I'm afraid there's no relief I'm strugglin' to breath And I can't stop But even if I could I don't think it's the time or the place for it All my friends are sayin' that I should See a doctor and get some more help for this But I've let it go on Now I'm afraid there's no turning back This is it This is the night I don't know if I can take it Something isn't right I'm seizin' up I am goin' on Everybody else seems fine like I'm the only one

I can't believe I even came here Shoulda stayed home in my coffin like last year Halloween ain't what it used to be The only scary one at this party is me Even though my vampire outfit is sick Somehow I'm the one that looks like a dick There's like 3 Donald Trumps and a Kylo Ren, Episode 7 isn’t even out yet (damn) I see a couple dressed as Caitlyn and Bruce Yo, dick, that's offensive, there's no excuse For going to a party on the Day of the Dead As that dentist showin' off that lion head Fuck all these costume puns Bill Nye the Science Guy Fieri? Good one Yo, that's just my opinion Wait, who that sexy bitch dressed like a Minion? She look pretty stupid texting on her Droid phone drinking triple sec and she all alone I want some, so I take a step to her She pulls out a taser--wait what are you gonna do with that taser?!?! I can't believe I just got tasered (fuck!) Shoulda stayed home, wouldn’t be getting tasered (Jesus Christ, I'm sorry! Fuck!) Halloween ain't what it used to be (Why the fuck did I come to this fucking party?! Jesus Christ!) The only scary one at this party is the chick with the taser and me (It's cool, it's cool, it's cool) She ask me, “What you even wearing, dude?” I’m like, “obviously, I’m Dracula" “Fuck you,” she says. “Steve! Can you come here?" Then her boyfriend walks up. He’s dressed as Jared, the guy from Subway I’m like, “Dude, that’s really not cool.” Dude’s like, "Yeah, it is, who the fuck are you?" I’m fucking Dracula, what the fuck you think? Fuck all this noise, all I want is a drink! So I ask the girl if I can have a drink Girl like, "It’s a free country, dafuq you think?" And so I bare my teeth, then I bite her neck Bitch start screaming, dies pretty quick, but gets one last tase in I can’t believe I even came here (Goddammit!) This party sucks, I keep geting tased here I’m a real vampire, how come that tase hurt? Did she soak that shit in holy water before she came here? (I don't like holy water!) Ah fuck! I can’t believe I even came here I can't believe I even came here Shoulda stayed home, ordered in and watched Top Gear (That's what I shoulda done) Halloween ain't what it used to be The only scary one at this party is me The only scary one at this party is me The only scary one at this party is me

Everybody in the world tonight are gonna find out what we know Everybody in the room tonight There's gonna be a bloody show So get your bag, your pumpkin head cuz there ain't no candy here We are the servants of the living dead We're about to fill your minds with fear We are descendants! We are descending in tonight We're unrelenting! Don't be offended if we fight We are descendants! We are descending in tonight We're not too friendly Don't pretend like we are tight Everybody in the world tonight are gonna find out what we know Everybody in the room tonight There's gonna be a bloody show So get your bag, your pumpkin head Because there ain't no candy here We are descendants of the living dead We're about to blow your minds with fear We are descendants! We are descending in tonight We're unrelenting! Don't be offended if we fight We descendants We are descending down tonight We're not too friendly Don't pretend like we are tight Everybody in the world tonight are gonna find out what we know Everybody in the room tonight There's gonna be a bloody show So get your bag, your pumpkin head cuz there ain't no candy here We don't need food or Robin Hood About to fuck your minds with fear We are descendants! Descending tonight We descendents Don't pretend like we are tight

When twilight falls, and darkness spreads its cape across the sky When werewolf howls send shivers up the spines of passersby When creatures creep and crawl and all the doorbells start to ring Here's hoping you'll enjoy each super-spooky, happy thing! Happy Halloween

In the excavation on the mountainside They found me entombed With a fox and some Weird looking animal hides And they carbon dated me 650 - Thousand Years Ago Oh I can't remember I can't remember Who I was Who I loved I'm just bones A skeleton man 650 Thousand Years Old. Oh But wait What is this necklace Of bones and teeth? I think maybe it's coming Back to me We went to kill A shark Big fish! You and me! 650 Thousand Years Ago And I love you I remember Yeah I loved you so I don't have flesh I don't have a soul But I love you more Than the living and dead Could know La la la la la la La la la la la la La la la la la la La la la la la la

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I met him fifteen years ago, I was told there was nothing left no reason, no conscience No understanding or even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, Of good or evil, right or wrong I met this six year old child with this blind, pale, emotionless face They were the blackest eyes The devil's eyes Purely and simply evil I spent eight years trying to reach him, And then another seven trying to keep him locked up Because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes They were the blackest eyes The devil's eyes Purely and simply evil Tonight

What happened? You know that I'm such a freak I know that you're such a freak At least you were We were That means something to me When I try to figure out what this means I was sure you that were gone forever When I buried you down by the river "I'm alone! I'm alone!" I shout to my clenched fist Until I feel your tongue move down and Close your mouth round my dick She's deceased Now she's back and I'm pleased She's a phantasm She's a phantasm She's a phantasm And it's fantastic She's a phantasm A phantasm A phantasm And I'm ecstatic She's a phantasm A phantasm Pussy made of ectoplasm It's elastic Then we orgasm She's deceased Now she's down on her knees And then I'm down on my knees Make my dead girl scream for me I was alone I was alone Then she came back And she came And she came And she came Back for this She's deceased She's deceased But not appeased

Gather 'round children I'll tell you what you hear It's the sound filling the throats of your fears Well I'll tell you how they got there and how they came to feast on our closest of friends who consequentially ceased to be! We crossed the rio into foreign lands Five refugees with tired hands set up camp "I'll take the first night watch," she said And so it was that by morning... Oh no, where is the Sun? Has it gone and forgotten us? Oh no, where is the Sun? Has it gone and forgotten to warm our blood? She had a family who misses her dearly She couldn't take the voices that were nearly crawling in her head, dissonant and vile "They must be put to bed!" And when we found her... She had lightning in her lungs and fire in her blood She stood under the moon but we knew she was no longer one of us Oh no, where is the Sun? Has it gone and forgotten us? Oh no, where is the Sun? Has it gone and forgotten to warm our blood? I know that you hear the Wolves and they tell you what you pretend not to know

The sun goes down and the moon comes up I'm waiting in the woods to fill my blood cup Rising in the night like a diabolic orb The moon sets a tone for the flesh I must absorb From the moment I see a glimpse of the sight I know that I'm in for one hell of a night The moon casts some shadows in between the trees The power of this light knocks me down on my knees Fingernails extend and hair starts to grow A tear rips down my shirt and I feel the blood flow Throwing my head back as I let out a howl You better start running, you freaking coward! It's werewolves, hungry, and he's looking for a meal Chomping through your bones it's not a big deal I'm from Hong Kong, what? Werewolf! The essential werewolf! Oriental werewolf! Werewolf! The life of a beast: it ain't nothin' but a feast Use so much floss when I'm pickin' my teeth No shoes on my feet cuz I got paws Claws, jaws, eatin' ya raw If I wanted white meat I'd go to Wendy's Du macht gut, you should be plenty I got a hunch, makin' your bones crunch Yo check it out, it's time for lunch You're tastin' dry, I'm gonna throw up You know what would help? Some maple syrup! Chunky, spunky, you're tastin' funky I'm gonna crack your skull like Humpty Dumpty The sun starts to rise, blisters on my eyes Hives, chives, I let out a cry Yo here it is, the fact of the matter What can I say? I like hearing your blood splatter! Fatter, fatter, make your teeth chatter Turn you into a scrumptious platter Werewolf! The essential werewolf! The residential werewolf! Werewolf! Please and thank you, no ma'am, yes sir Don't think I purr just cuz I got fur I'm not real mean, I just don't like people But on Sunday you'll catch me near a steeple Peephole, I like to watch Let's send it to Ross, he'll kick it up a notch! I'm tearin' through the country like a creature from hell Don't come lookin' if you hear the doorbell Oh my god, I'm freakin' out again, it must be late Terrorize your family and their picnic at the late Fumin', bloomin', in my car I'm zoomin' Tengo hambre, I need some human Oh no! I see the sun! My fun is gone and the night is done Runnin' you down, steppin' over body fractions This stuff's scarier than Thriller by Michael Jackson Werewolf! The quintessential werewolf! Werewolf! Werewolf!

Sonacy 319, Violent Dreams Kidnappers think I'm sick, I'm the quickest with clicks I got whole crews of villains that love fillin' up slits I only like chicks who's open with their mind open with their legs, keep openin' my fly Murder rap felons leave skeletons in the closet Bury them in the basement whenever cops try to start shit I'm not paranoid, I love to play games I send letters to the names of people that I have slain and I lay in my bed while my head throws up my brain Guess it's mutiny, but ain't nobody shootin' me I got holes in my head from thoughts pollutin' me I guess I'm not a G, you right cuz I'm a K-I-double-L-A Everyday I pray and still Can't tell what's real no more Can't see straight, I feel no more My mother's knockin' on my door But violent dreams keep me nailed to the floor Try to bury my shovel but end up diggin' ditches and now I'm plantin' grass over spots I buried snitches It wouldn't have been bad, it would've only been a few Just me and my wreckin' crew makin' hits on mouthy fools But shit starts to get crazy and people start to get lazy and pairs of eyes on the bridge wasn't a maybe I couldn't take a chance so I slashed right through her pants Looked like the rape scene of a crack head's River Dance Like tappin' on your plot, this murder shit gets me hot Porno for psychopathic hallucinations on the spot You're the first one to drop when the cops come round the bend My violent dreams keep me axin' til the end I can't tell what's real no more Can't see straight, I feel no more My mother's knockin' on my door But violent dreams keep me nailed to the floor Yo I'm always gainin' weight in my pockets with knives and sockets, wrenches, nails, rockets, I never cock shit Guns are unoriginal and plus they are for pussies I only use my hands to feel the blood runnin' from rookies Writin' names down on the palm of my hand like I'm a bookie I ain't never gonna forget promises to fill regret I want you to sleep in sweat and get tangled in the net It's like sleepin' next to spiders, thank god that I'm a writer or else I'd be in your house right now with gas and lighters I can't tell what's real no more Can't see straight, I feel no more My mother's knockin' on my door But violent dreams keep me nailed to the floor I said I can't tell what's real no more I can't see straight, I feel no more My mother's knocking on my door But violent dreams keep me nailed to the floor Violent dreams, can't tell what's real, I do not feel My mother's knockin' on my door But violent dreams keep me nailed to the floor Sonacy 319, don't forget it Dippin' Sauce hackin' you up in your sleep Sweet dreams!

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