The sun goes down and the moon comes up
I'm waiting in the woods to fill my blood cup
Rising in the night like a diabolic orb
The moon sets a tone for the flesh I must absorb
From the moment I see a glimpse of the sight
I know that I'm in for one hell of a night
The moon casts some shadows in between the trees
The power of this light knocks me down on my knees
Fingernails extend and hair starts to grow
A tear rips down my shirt and I feel the blood flow
Throwing my head back as I let out a howl
You better start running, you freaking coward!
It's werewolves, hungry, and he's looking for a meal
Chomping through your bones it's not a big deal
I'm from Hong Kong, what?

Werewolf!
The essential werewolf!
Oriental werewolf!
Werewolf!

The life of a beast: it ain't nothin' but a feast
Use so much floss when I'm pickin' my teeth
No shoes on my feet cuz I got paws
Claws, jaws, eatin' ya raw
If I wanted white meat I'd go to Wendy's
Du macht gut, you should be plenty
I got a hunch, makin' your bones crunch
Yo check it out, it's time for lunch
You're tastin' dry, I'm gonna throw up
You know what would help? Some maple syrup!
Chunky, spunky, you're tastin' funky
I'm gonna crack your skull like Humpty Dumpty
The sun starts to rise, blisters on my eyes
Hives, chives, I let out a cry
Yo here it is, the fact of the matter
What can I say? I like hearing your blood splatter!
Fatter, fatter, make your teeth chatter
Turn you into a scrumptious platter

Werewolf!
The essential werewolf!
The residential werewolf!
Werewolf!

Please and thank you, no ma'am, yes sir
Don't think I purr just cuz I got fur
I'm not real mean, I just don't like people
But on Sunday you'll catch me near a steeple
Peephole, I like to watch
Let's send it to Ross, he'll kick it up a notch!

I'm tearin' through the country like a creature from hell
Don't come lookin' if you hear the doorbell

Oh my god, I'm freakin' out again, it must be late
Terrorize your family and their picnic at the late
Fumin', bloomin', in my car I'm zoomin'
Tengo hambre, I need some human
Oh no! I see the sun!
My fun is gone and the night is done

Runnin' you down, steppin' over body fractions
This stuff's scarier than Thriller by Michael Jackson

Werewolf!
The quintessential werewolf!
Werewolf!
Werewolf!